My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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