who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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