I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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