He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
