are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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