You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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