he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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