can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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