Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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