i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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