i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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