Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Drunk is a universal language darling
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