whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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