i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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