I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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