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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...

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(931): View more from Tennessee

making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float

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(253): View more from Washington

When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!

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(315): View more from New York

Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?

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I decided to mark my territory.

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(360): View more from Washington

All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips

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(218): View more from Minnesota

So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

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If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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