I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Panties = found
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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