so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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