I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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