happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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