what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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