if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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