It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I love having hate sex.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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