are you still at the devil's house?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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