I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I don't think brook has ever known best
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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