Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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