Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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