Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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