did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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