went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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