Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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