he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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