Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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