I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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