scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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