I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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