Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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