we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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