You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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