"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we're making bets on your personal life
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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