She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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