hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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