Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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