Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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