my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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