:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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