Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
