I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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