It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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