i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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