So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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