The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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