You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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