Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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