It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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