did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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