Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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