so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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