brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
