shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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